The Female George Bush should really thank herself today - for exonerating herself in the Troopergate scandal. How sweet it that?
In advance of tomorrow's release of the Alaska legislature's investigative report, the McCain-Palin campaign has released its own report detailing her ex-brother-law's many alleged offenses, but finding that their feud had nothing to do with her firing of the state police commissioner.Phew! Talk about catching a break. I mean, how awesome is that? Thank God she was there to clear herself. She could have been in a lot of trouble if she had not come forward.
The campaign's report instead blames former campaign opponent, Andrew Halcro, who has a blog, of conspiring with Wooten to pin Monegan's dismissal on the family's dispute with Wooten. Three days after Monegan was fired, they say, Wooten told his ex-wife, Palin's sister, that: "You guys are going down. Get ready for the show."Wow. It's a a good thing The Female George Bush's sister was there to hear that.
"It is tragic that a false story hatched by a blogger after drinks with Trooper Wooten led the legislature to allocate over $100,000 of public money to be spent in what has become a politically driven investigation," the 21-page report concludes.Exactly. That's why a committee of 10 Republicans and 4 Democrats voted to bring in a special investigator. Obviously, Republicans will do whatever they can to take down other Republicans.
The McCain campaign says the investigation has become "muddied with innuendo, rumor and partisan politics."And nothing will take care of a muddy situation than issuing a fake report hours before the real one is released. Thanks for making me realize there are people dumber than Bush.