Experience Now Defined As Nailing Brazilian Broads

John McCains run for the president of Train Wreckistan continues. One of McCain's advisors was explaining Johnny's extensive experience with Latin America. Apparently, it's all about fuckin' hot Latina ladies.

”Talking a little about his personal experience, he was famously born in Panama and has traveled all over the hemisphere for many years.” Fontaine said. “In fact, I saw, I guess it was last week, that his old girlfriend in Brazil has been found from his early days when he was in the Navy and was interviewed. She’s a somewhat older woman now than she was then, but it sorta speaks to the long experience he has had in the region — in the most positive terms.”

Yeah, but did he make her cum? And if he did, does that mean he made all of Latin America cum?