Black People Are Blacking Up Blackistan

Powell endorsed Obama today. Because he's BLACK.

STEPHANOPOULOS: We just found out that former Secretary of State General Colin Powell has said he's going to vote for Barack Obama. Big impact?

WILL: Some impact. And I think this adds to my calculation -- this is very hard to measure -- but it seems to me if we had the tools to measure we'd find that Barack Obama gets two votes because he's black for every one he loses because he's black because so much of this country is so eager, a) to feel good about itself by doing this, but more than that to put paid to the whole Al Sharpton/Jesse Jackson game of political rhetoric.

Word. It's going to have an impact because...uh...black guys get votes for being black and they lose other votes because they are black and...uh...AL SHARPTON!

Oh, more white guys said stuff.

Rush Limbaugh said Colin Powell's decision to get behind Barack Obama appeared to be very much tied to Obama's status as the first African-American with a chance to become president.

"Secretary Powell says his endorsement is not about race," Limbaugh
wrote in an email. "OK, fine. I am now researching his past endorsements to see if I can find all the inexperienced, very liberal, white candidates he has endorsed. I'll let you know what I come up with."

Cough. Cough. George Bush. Cough. You fat, four-time divorced drug addict.

White people, take a break. You're really getting embarrassing.