Oct 29, 2008

America Turns Into A Farcical Romp!

It's time for America to stop everything it is doing and take a look at itself.
Joe the Plumber is being pursued for a major record deal and could come out with a country album as early as Inauguration Day.

"Joe" – aka Samuel Wurzelbacher, a Holland, Ohio, pipe-and-toilet man – just signed with a Nashville public relations and management firm to handle interview requests and media appearances, as well create new career opportunities, including a shift out of the plumbing trade into stage and studio performances.

Fort those of you asking if there is something worse than Toby Keith, you have your answer.
On Tuesday, Wurzelbacher joined country music artist and producer Aaron Tippin to form a new partnership that includes booking-management firm Bobby Roberts and publicity-management concern The Press Office to field the multiple media offers he’s received over the past few weeks.

The new partnership originated on the set of the “Huckabee” show, where Tippin appeared with his band during the same program.
Aw, they met on "Huckabee." Ain't that retarded?


TheGigaShadow said...

This guy is like the William Hung of politics. What the fuck is he still doing on my TV?? From the very beginning I had the feeling that "Joe" the "plumber" was nothing more than a McCain campaign plant in that crowd. No way was he just some random guy. Now I'm almost certain of it.

TheGigaShadow said...

Too good not to share.