White Man Asks White Man Why He's Hanging With So Many White People

White guy Bob Schieffer, of CBS News, asked white guy John McCain why the Republicans only had 36 black delegates out 2300 and how the party can survive. McCain, being white, said "it can't."

SCHIEFFER: Were you kind of surprised at all that.

McCAIN: No.

SCHIEFFER: To see that statistic come up?

McCAIN: No. I was obviously disappointed but we need to prove to Americans that this is the party of Abraham Lincoln, Theodore Roosevelt and Ronald Reagan. We're the party of Abraham Lincoln.

Seriously, we've got to remind black people that the Republican Party was the party of long dead, black-friendly, white guys. And I'm going to throw in Ronald Reagan for no reason.