Um, John McCain Invented The Blackberry

According to one of his top economic advisers.

Asked what work John McCain did as Chairman of the Senate Commerce Committee that helped him understand the financial markets, the candidate's top economic adviser wielded visual evidence: his BlackBerry.

"He did this," Douglas Holtz-Eakin told reporters this morning, holding up his BlackBerry. "Telecommunications of the United States is a premier innovation in the past 15 years, comes right through the Commerce committee so you're looking at the miracle John McCain helped create and that's what he did."

Wow. That is one awesome "miracle." I'd put it second to Moses parting the Red Sea.

Apparently, the people working for McCain think they can say whatever is inside their heads, regardless of what it means. I eagerly await the day when we learn McCain killed a dragon.