McCain Has A Hero

John McCain has a hero. His hero? Not a real person.

He and his wife, Cindy, also taped an appearance on "Rachael Ray," to air Sept. 22, in which he extolled his "regular guy" interests, including barbecuing -- he divulged his ribs recipe, which he can cook on his four grills -- and his favorite TV shows: "Lost," " The Office" and "24."

"My hero is Jack Bauer," he said. "He always escapes. I never escape."

Yeah. Jack Bauer is not real. That's why he always escapes. Just a tip, you old man.