How about a kick-ass, shotgun, teenage wedding?
In an election campaign notable for its surprises, Sarah Palin, the Republican vice- presidential candidate, may be about to spring a new one -- the wedding of her pregnant teenage daughter to her ice-hockey-playing fiancé before the November 4 election.Inside John McCain's campaign the expectation is growing that there will be a popularity boosting pre-election wedding in Alaska between Bristol Palin, 17, and Levi Johnston, 18, her schoolmate and father of her baby. "It would be fantastic," said a McCain insider. "You would have every TV camera there. The entire country would be watching. It would shut down the race for a week."
They are making that retarded baby look like the smartest one of the bunch. Here's a tip: The country will not be watching. They will be staring at the financial meltdown wondering why you assholes give a shit about a bullshit wedding in Alaska. And if "every TV camera" were there, the anchors would not be able to report the story back at CNN headquarters. Maybe you meant to say, "Every news channel," but you didn't because you're an idiot.
You know your campaign is on fire when you are relying on a pregnant teenager's wedding to give you a boost.
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