McCain Achieves Highest Douchebag Rating, Ever

This is impressive. Since the American Douchebag Society began keeping douchebag ratings, no one has ever hit the coveted 102.00 mark. That means the politician has in excess of a 100% douchebag rating. Pretty amazing.

McCain hit it today when he created an ad that claims Obama wants kids to get sex education before they learn to read.

Obama's one accomplishment? Legislation to teach "comprehensive sex education" to kindergartners. Learning about sex before learning to read?

I'm not even going to link to the ad, because that would feed his douchbaggery. The ad is referring to a Illinois bill that Obama supported when he was in the state legislature.

Each class or course in comprehensive sex education offered in any of grades K through 12 shall include instruction on the prevention of sexually transmitted infections, including the prevention, transmission and spread of HIV.

For anyone who knows how to read, the above law only added instruction of disease prevention to classes that were already receiving sex-education.

Two more months. If I don't go on a shooting spree it will be amazing.