The Female George Bush Will Not Stop Making Me Happy

This woman is the gift that keeps on giving. Holy shit. Please take a look at this sweet, sweet AP headline.

Palin once blessed to be free from 'witchcraft'

Of course she was. What medieval queen has not been blessed to ward off witches?

A grainy YouTube video surfaced Wednesday showing Sarah Palin being blessed in her hometown church three years ago by a Kenyan pastor who prayed for her protection from "witchcraft" as she prepared to seek higher office.

The video shows Palin standing before Bishop Thomas Muthee in the pulpit of the Wasilla Assembly of God church, holding her hands open as he asked Jesus Christ to keep her safe from "every form of witchcraft."

"Come on, talk to God about this woman. We declare, save her from Satan," Muthee said as two attendants placed their hands on Palin's shoulders. "Make her way my God. Bring finances her way even for the campaign in the name of Jesus. ... Use her to turn this nation the other way around."

I think the AP should have gone with the headline, "I shit you not."