Female George Bush Tries To Kill Pakistani President

The Female George Bush was meeting with foreign leaders this week in a pathetic attempt to pretend like she knows anything about the world. During her meeting with Pakistani president Asif Ali Zardari, she obviously gave the guy a "fuck me' look because he almost raped her.

When Zardari was asked to keep shaking hands with Palin for the cameras, he said, "If he's (the aide) insisting, I might hug you."

Heyooooo. What the fuck? At least someone has a handle on the situation.

Pakistan President Asif Ali Zardari seems to be heading towards fresh trouble as the prayer leader of the Lal Masjid in the heart of Islamabad has issued a fatwa against him.

He said the act was un-Islamic and unbecoming of a head of state of a Muslim country.

Maulana also said that Zardari shamed the entire Pakistani by publicly making indecent gestures towards Palin in Washington last Thursday.

So there. He's got a 97% chance of dying because Palin made sex eyes at him.