Don't Worry, It's Only Our Friends From Pakistan Shooting At Us

As I mentioned the other day, we are slowly edging towards a conflict with Pakistan. Something about us not giving a shit about borders and doing whatever we want.

Today, Pakistan told us to stop. But they used bullets instead of words.

Pakistani security officials said on Monday that troops had fired on U.S. military helicopters and forced them to turn back to Afghanistan, but both the Pakistani and American militaries denied the incident.

"The U.S. choppers came into Pakistan by just 100 to 150 meters at Angor Adda. Even then our troops did not spare them, opened fire on them and they turned away," said one security official.

The "Official" word from US and Pakistani government officials is that this never happened.

Uh huh.