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According to a new poll, evangelicals are all about torture.

A new poll finds that nearly six in 10 white Southern evangelicals believe torture is justified.

57% of respondents said torture can be often or sometimes justified to gain important information from suspected terrorists. Thirty-eight percent said it was never or rarely justified.

That's so very Christian of them...

...but their views can shift when they consider the Christian principle of the golden rule.

Oh, so they are all for torture, until someone reminds them that they are Christians and then they go, "Oh, yeah, that's bad."

Seriously fucking retarded. Southern evangelicals support torture more than the average American.

A Pew Research Center poll from February that found that 48% of the general public think torture can be justified.

They are heinous, vile creatures and I would like them to leave my country.