Countdown To Democrat's Cave In!

I've decided to start a countdown to the day the tough talking Dems cave and give Bush everything he wants on the bailout. This is how it works.

1) Crisis.
2) Bush plan
3) Dems talk tough
4) GOP uses press to scare Dems.
5) Dems cave and give Bush everything he wants.

That's how it has gone for every crisis since 2000, so I expect this to be no different. We are already on #3, which is exciting.

We will not simply hand over a $700 billion blank check to Wall Street," House Speaker Nancy Pelosi (D-Calif.) said in a statement.

Ha ha! She's cute. But we've been here before. You're a fucking coward, Pelosi. Just bend over already.