Christian Lunatics Wants McCain to Win, Then Die

Apparently a few Christians are expressing a very Jesus-like thought: They want McCain to win, then die, so Sarah Palin can take over. And why not? She's the best Female George Bush, ever.

Ixion, of the website Calvinists4conservatism, has it all broken down.

McCain’s VP choice, Sarah Palin, suddenly made me want to vote for him, as long as the LORD smites him while he’s in office. She’s consistently conservative on all the issues, and if she’s good enough for The Forerunner, she’s good enough for me. The Forerunner agrees with me that McCain must be smitten, as well, so I’m obviously not alone in my viewpoints.

Right, but having another nut agree with you doesn't make you less creepy. It just means there is another crazy dude out there. The Hillside Stranglers didn't work alone, freak.

Ixion is not done there. He also knows how to photoshop.


Holy shit. Um, Secret Service anyone?

And Ixion gets crazier. He transitions from "smiting" McCain, right into how much he wants to jerk off to pictures of the Female George Bush.

The only thing that worries me is if I will be drawn into temptation to masturbate and fornicate by her charming, stunning looks. For those of you that doubt her good looks, you may venture here if you so dare. (The LORD is making my computer fail to copy an image of her for usage on this website, so this must mean something. If you aren’t married, do NOT follow that link!) However, I think that working to ban pornography, including obscene images of Mrs. Palin, should ensure that I do not fall for the lies of false erections.

Dude, I fall for the lies of false erections several times a week. It's actually pretty great, except for the cleaning up.