Zombie Alert Over. Stand Down

Well, we dodged a bullet here. Representative Stephanie Tubbs Jones died this afternoon, after her brain attacked her.

Democratic U.S. Rep. Stephanie Tubbs Jones, the first black woman to represent Ohio in Congress and a strong critic of the Iraq war, died Wednesday after having a brain hemorrhage, a Cleveland Clinic official said.

Bummer. She was apparently a good lawmaker.

Now she is a member of the Dead Guy Party, which is shitloads better than being a member of the Zombie Party. I'm still suspicious of the "official story" and will not rule out that there was some sort of zombie situation. Cover up!