It is quite amusing to watch the right wing as they attempt every Obama attack that comes into their simple little brains. My favorite, until today, was been the Starbucks attack. You know, because the Obama campaign drinks Starbucks and the McCain people drink Dunkin Donuts, that means America will reject Obama.
But today, we have an even bigger moron rising out of tard pile to grab the crown. Meet Amy Chozick. Amy had a thought last night and nobody bothered to tell her to shut the fuck up, as a matter of fact, they let her write it up and put it in a newspaper.
Speaking to donors at a San Diego fund-raiser last month, Barack Obama reassured the crowd that he wouldn't give in to Republican tactics to throw his candidacy off track.
"Listen, I'm skinny but I'm tough," Sen. Obama said.
But in a nation in which 66% of the voting-age population is overweight and 32% is obese, could Sen. Obama's skinniness be a liability? Despite his visits to waffle houses, ice-cream parlors and greasy-spoon diners around the country, his slim physique just might have some Americans wondering whether he is truly like them.
Yes, that was actually printed in the WSJ. The are now on record pondering something that tortured Einstein for years: Will voters hate a healthy presidential candidate? The answer is obviously "yes." Because George W. Bush is a giant, fat slob.
Dear Amy Chozick, I spent a lot of time laughing at how amazingly stupid you are. Please stop writing, put tape over your eyes and mouth, then fasten a piece of wood to your head and stand in a corner, because I have decided you will make a better table than a human.
UPDATE: Amy Chozick spirals into unparalleled world of sadness. She actually went on a Yahoo message board in mid-July and asked,
"Does anyone out there think Barack Obama is too thin to be president? Anyone having a hard time relating to him and his “no excess body fat”? Please let me know. Thanks!"
She did this two weeks ago before writing the story. Amy clearly has no sense of shame or is severely mentally handicapped. Either way, Stop All Monsters will be praying for her every day. And I mean, praying for her to stop.