Poor Greyhound

First some dude randomly cuts the head off another passenger and eats part of him, then they have to scrap their new ad campaign. Mostly because, well...

Greyhound has scrapped an ad campaign that extolled the relaxing upside of bus travel after one of its passengers was accused of beheading and cannibalizing another traveler.

The ad's tag line was "There's a reason you've never heard of 'bus rage.'"

Oh. My. God.

How about, "Leave the stabbing to us?"