I never really thought I'd feel sorry for a brain tumor, but that day has arrived. Today Sith Robert Novak announced he has a brain tumor.
Novak issued a statement Monday saying the tumor was found Sunday after he had been rushed to Boston's Brigham and Women's Hospital from Cape Cod, where he was visiting his daughter.
The Chicago Sun-Times columnist says he is suspending his journalistic work for an indefinite, "but God willing, not too lengthy period." His statement did not say if the tumor was malignant.
Bummer. For the tumor, I mean. Could you imagine being stuck inside of Robert Novak? Shiver.