Jesus Comes Back as a Cheeto

Bummer for Jesus. I feel like he's really going to be ineffective in this new life. I mean, of all the things he could have come back as, he chose a Cheeto? Really, really stupid, Jesus.

A High Ridge, Mo., woman says she has found Jesus in a bag of Cheetos. Kelly Ramey says, "I think I found Jesus on a Cheeto as funny as that sounds."

She bought a bag of a local convenience store, and inside the bag she felt something unusual.

"I looked at that and I thought, 'Oh my that looks like Jesus on the cross.' It was just like wow," she says.

Totally. I mean, look at the eyes and the hair. It looks exactly like Jesus. And Jesus had no legs, a tiny head and crazy thick arms with no shoulders. So, obviously, that is Jesus.