My X-Box 360 shit the bed, so I was looking through ads on Craigs list for a Wii, when I came across this gem:
Um, hey, your "Wii" looks a lot like an iPhone, bro. And if your nephew is more than one, he is a "they," otherwise, "they" is a "him." Unless he's totally fucked up, then he could be a "they." Whatever. Your picture is wrong. Idiot.