Why Horribly Old People Shouldn't Breed

Example one: Larry King.

KING: Bob, my — in that regard, my younger son Cannon, he is eight. And he now says that he would like to be black. I’m not kidding. He said there’s a lot of advantages. Black is in. Is this a turning of the tide?

WOODWARD: Well, maybe.

Yes. Your eight-year-old wants to be black, so black is cool. Also, shitting in your pants is cool. As is "playing robot."



Go crawl into a death hole you creepy old man. (No, I don't know what a death hole is, but it sounds reasonable).